I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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