He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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