worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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