I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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