If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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