i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
