I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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