Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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