im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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