Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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