I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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