the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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