it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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