she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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