: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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