goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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