i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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