He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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