your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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