After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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