I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize
