Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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