I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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