you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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