I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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