saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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