remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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