Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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