Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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