that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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