I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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