I feel great
I just peed on a car
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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