Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
The ass gains better be worth it
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