Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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