With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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