I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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