Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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