We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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