I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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