i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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