yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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