I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
