STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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