Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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