people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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