Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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