Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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