She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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