Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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