Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's never too late to be topless.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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